[John Corn]

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather
slick looking, well
dressed, gentleman. "Can I help you?" the madam
asked.

"I want to see Natalie," the gentleman replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps, someone else..."

"No, I must see Natalie."

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the man
that she charged
$1,000.00 per visit.

Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket
and handed her 10 $100
bills. The two went up to a room for an hour. Then,
the man calmly left.

The next night he appeared again demanding to see
Natalie. Natalie explained
it is was very rare for anyone to come back two
nights in a row and that
there were no discounts. It was still $1,000.00 a
visit. Again, the man took out the money, the two
went up to the room, and
an hour later, he left.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no
one could believe it.
Again, he handed Natalie the money and up to the
room they went. At the end
of the hour, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has
ever used my services
three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The gentleman replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."

"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who live
there."

"Yes, I know," said the gentleman. "Your father
died, and I'm your sister's
attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000
inheritance."

MORAL:

Some things in life are certain...
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by an attorney