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A Panda walks into a bar, sits down next to a drunk, orders a hamburger, eats the hamburger, stands up and draws a gun and begins blasting away. Customers are running and ducking, mirrors and bottles are being smashed, and the bar is in a shambles. The panda walks out the front door.
The drunk screams to the bartender to call the police. 'Why?" calmly replies the bartender. "That animal destroyed this place, aren't you going to do anything?" screamed the drunk. "Well no" says the bartender. "But why?" says the drunk still visibly shaken. "Because that's what pandas do." Replies the barkeep. "What do you mean?"
"Pandas eat shoots and leaves.":D
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