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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher
went to the congregation and asked for a raise.

After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that
whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation
decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's pay. There
was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's
additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Having
children is an "act of God!"

Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back of the room, a little old man stood up and in his frail
voice said, "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get
too much, we wear rubbers."
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