[Nick]

An executive was in quandary. Due to budget cuts, he had to lay off of one of
his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.

It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and
both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one
used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra, a blonde, came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all
night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin. The executive
approached her saying "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you
or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I really feel like hell this morning."

 

[Richard King]

:lol:
Reminds me of some of the comments made around the water cooler when I worked in a stock brokerage office too many years ago. This was well before political correctness and fear of lawsuits had ruined humor in the workplace.
:lol: