can i order playboy tv and have it not show up on the bill?

This is a very strange thread.

And I dont think so.

Something will obviously show up on the bill as they do have to charge for it. What exactly that is, I couldn't tell you.

I can tell you it won't be "PORN" in big capital letters. It may just be the channel number. I'm almost betting you're more likely to get a PM with the answer than maybe a post here, but I would be willing to bet that you will get an answer!

By the way - Welcome to DBSTalk!!! :welcome_s
- a place to get answers to all your DirecTV questions - sometimes even discreetly!

The funniest thread that i have ever read.

can't...hold it....in..much..longer.....:hurah: :lol:

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, you're 33!

pigeontoe said:

First off, i just wanted to say i'm a 33 year old man. Also, my directv account is in my name, the reason i ask this is because my mom pays the house bill. I was curious if i could order playboy tv and have it not show up on my directv bill somehow?

thank you

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k this thread made me cry because i was laughing so hard. The answer is a No and I am sure that there are enough options between Cinemax, Showtime, and the internet.

Just tell your mom that you only watch Playboy TV for the articles.

cartrivision said:

Just tell your mom that you only watch Playboy TV for the articles.

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pigeontoe said:

First off, i just wanted to say i'm a 33 year old man. Also, my directv account is in my name, the reason i ask this is because my mom pays the house bill. I was curious if i could order playboy tv and have it not show up on my directv bill somehow?

thank you

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Actually you might be in luck, D* website says:

"What are you waiting for?
Billing is always discreet. Channels or titles will not appear on your bill. Experience up to 4 great hours of Playboy TV for only $9.99. Order a subscription for $17.99 a month."

In all honesty though, why don't you just buy porn on your own and cut out the middle man?

JayPSU said:

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, you're 33!

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teens

cartrivision said:

Just tell your mom that you only watch Playboy TV for the articles.

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Sorry, if you subscribe to the Playboy channel, it appears as Playboy TV Monthly on the bill.

If you purchase Adult PPV, it appears as PPV: ADLT NNN (where NNN is the channel number).

How do I know? Because my brother, a 38 year old man, lives at my mother's house, I pay my mother's bills, and I see her DIRECTV bills.

A strange thread, indeed.

Switch to online billing and pay your own bill. If momma ain't paying the bill, momma won't know you're watching pron.

The health benefits of Playboy TV...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,401722,00.html

syphix said:

The health benefits of Playboy TV...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,401722,00.html

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After all these years I feel much better now. :goodandba

Why would anyone pay good money to watch simulated sex
in the first place? :shrug:

There so much free pr0n on the internet (or so I've heard :sure
so anyone who pays for it is foolish!

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rrrick8 said:

Hi George. I wondered where you went.

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I would like to thank the OP and all responders on this thread, as this is exactly what what I needed this morning. Nothing like a good laugh first thing.....



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