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A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a
man with a 5 iron in his hands standing over the lifeless body of a woman
laying on the floor.

The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"

"Yes," the man answers.

"Did you hit her with that golf club?" the detective asks.

"Yes, yes, I did," the man says.

"How many times did you hit her?"

"I don't know. Five, six, seven. Put me down for a five.

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