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I guess I should take this seriously since it was sent to me by my tax guy.....

10 Warning Signs You Have a Cheap HMO

10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor's office include,
"Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An apple a day."

5. Your "Primary Care Physician" is wearing the pants
you gave to Goodwill last month.

4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not
a typo.

3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different
colors with little "M's on them.

And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO:

1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
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