[curt8403]

City Slicker: Look at that Bunch of Cows.
Farmer: Not Bunch, herd (Heard)
City Slicker: Heard of what?
Farmer: Herd (heard) of Cows.
City Slicker: Yes, I've heard of Cows.
Farmer: No, I mean a Cow Herd (Heard)
City Slicker: I do not care what a cow heard, I have no secrets from a cow.

 

[Upstream]

My son moved to Alaska.

Nome?

Of course I know him. He's my son.

No, I mean Nome in Alaska?

I'd know him anywhere. I told you he's my son.

 

[Richard King]

Who's on first.

 

[curt8403]

Who's on first.

what's on second,

Ah yes the old Abbot and Costello

 

[jodyguercio]

Heres your ******* word of the day (thanks Jeff Foxworthy)

Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise a lot of people in here.

 

[Nick]

"Mayonnaise have seen the Glory of the coming of The Lord...♪♪♪"

 

[Dad61]

Some times the replies r funnier than the joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!