...both D* and E* are claiming 1,000 HD channels, soon to be 5000 HD channels by "the end of the year", at a minimum resolution of 4320p all the time
...SD-only channels were banned by the FCC as a waste of bandwidth and died a lonely, tortured death.
...all attempts at producing a viable 3D transmission on a flat screen have been abandoned in favor of rapidly advancing Super-Immersion Holographic technology.
...5TB DVRs (no one says "HD" anymore, just like we no longer say "in living color") are available for $9.95.
...auto-configure wireless networking - true plug-n-play has finally arrived, almost!
...movie theaters have folded and are being converted to homeless shelters and flea markets.
...a late 20th century, 27" Sanyo CRT tv in mint condition sells as a collectors item on meBay for just under $20,000. It's called "a national treasure".
...the FCC (NAB) relents and agrees to allow satcos to offer unlimited multiple DMAs.
...HDNet now has 3 channels. HDNet Sports was added in 2015, Unfortunately, Mark Cuban is still bleeding cash and is now down to his last billion.
...Comcast, now officially renamed 'ComCrap', still doesn't carry the HDNets.
...Charlie Ergen is out of the closet and has admitted to subscribing to DirecTV.
...DBSTalk.com has grown to over 600,000, but 10% of us have passed on to that Great Sateliite Dish in the sky.
And finally, Chris Blount & family have retired rich and are livin' large in Fiji.