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Only a Newfoundlander could think of this....

from the province where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true
story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a George Street

After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated
that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the street for a few
minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man
managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes
as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine
dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn and then
switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches reversed a
little and then remained still for a few more minutes a some more vehicles

At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down
the road.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and
carried out a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

I doubt it," said the man. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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