Engineers' Pick-Up Lines

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and
time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always
increasing.

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Wanna come back to my room?... and see my 2.2GHz Pentium 4?

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

You're sweeter than fructose.

We're as compatible as two similar Macintosh G4's.

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me
and you?

Wanna see the programs in my HP calculator?

Your body has the nicest arcs I've ever seen.

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through
Netscape.

Hey baby, let's make a stress-strain curve together.