"Press '7' if you've lost everything, have no future, and are going to commit suicide. Please give us at least 30 minutes heads-up so we can rush our lawyers over with a liability release form."
(Regretfully, the top of the Enron Tower is no longer available for use by jumpers due to excessive staining of the plaza below.)
(Regretfully, the top of the Enron Tower is no longer available for use by jumpers due to excessive staining of the plaza below.)
