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A woman was having her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond
rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a 24k gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things" the artist replied.
"I know", she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry
right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
:lol:
rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a 24k gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things" the artist replied.
"I know", she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry
right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
:lol:
