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Famous Sex Quotes
Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural wholesome things that money can buy."
Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
Me neither."
Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience,
but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge.If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex
life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back
seat of the car...and she wanted me to drive."
George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married."
George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
rope."
Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,particularly in women ... among these is the
Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a
condemned building."
Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural wholesome things that money can buy."
Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
Me neither."
Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience,
but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge.If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex
life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back
seat of the car...and she wanted me to drive."
George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married."
George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
rope."
Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,particularly in women ... among these is the
Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a
condemned building."
