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An elementary school teacher asks her students to use the word
"fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's
farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

"That's good," the teacher said, "but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate' not 'fascinating'."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City
and I was fascinated."

"Well, that was good Sally," said the teacher, "but I wanted you to
use the word 'fascinate'."

Then, little Johnny raised his hand but the teacher hesitated because
she had been burned by little Johnny before. She finally decided there
was no way he could twist the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My big sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
boobies are so big she can only fasten eight."

It was then that the teacher sat down and cried.
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