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A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: A brand
new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world and
it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a
red light.

A man on a moped, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind
of car ya' got there, sonny?"

The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 300 miles an hour!", states the young
dude proudly.

"Mind if I take a look inside?" says the old man.

"No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in
the side window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped,
the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car all right ... but I'll stick
my moped."

The light changes, so the dude decides to show the old man just what
his car can do. He floors it and within 30 seconds, the speedometer
reads 160 MPH!

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
getting closer. He slows down to see what it could be, and
suddenly -

Something whips by him, going much faster. "What on earth
could be going faster than my Ferrari?" he thinks to himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 200 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the

Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it
more gas and passes the moped at 225 mph.


Again, the old man passes him and again he speeds up. The
Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do as the moped
comes up behind him again and starts to pass him.

Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
demolishing the rear end.

The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old

He runs up to him and says, "Oh my Gosh! Is there anything
I can do for you?"

The old man whispers to him, "Yes, please
unhook....my. ... suspenders...from...your...side-view...mirror."
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