[John Corn]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy expensive fishing equipment, stupid looking clothes, a sports utility vehicle, travel 1000 miles to the "hottest" fishing spot, and stand waist deep in cold water just so he can outsmart a fish. (Average cost per fish: $395.68)

 

[Nick]

So, what are you saying, John? It's cheaper just to give the guy a fish after all?

And to think that for years I have been teaching men to fish! What a waste of time THAT was!