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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to
avoid it but couldn't -- the old cow was killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave
me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"Good grief, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the
Old Cow."
evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to
avoid it but couldn't -- the old cow was killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave
me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"Good grief, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the
Old Cow."
:lol:
