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As you know, The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked
that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out
terrorists hiding in our communities.

Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see
a naked woman that is not one's wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00p.m.
EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is highly recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.

All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of your
house to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude.
Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six pack at your side
is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

Names and addresses of non participants should be sent to CIA
Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.

The United States of America appreciate your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your efforts. Please, by all means, send
this to your fellow Patriots to ensure 100% participation.

Thank you for your participation,

Bill Clinton, Former President of the Unites States
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