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Two big thumbs way up for the whole Santa Notification thread subscription thing.
Got my fingers crossed that Santa does indeed take flight tonight - I am ready to get tweaked.
Related joke:
As Santa gets into his sleigh to take the reindeer out for some exercise, he sees a guy already sitting in the sleigh, with a clipboard and a shotgun.
Santa asks "Who are you?"
The guy brandishes his clipboard and says "I'm from the FAA, here for your check flight to keep you and your aircraft certified for flight in United States airspace."
Santa says "OK, that's fine, but what's with the shotgun?"
The guy leans in and in a quiet voice says "Well, I'm not supposed to tell you ahead of time, but you're going to suffer an engine failure."

Got my fingers crossed that Santa does indeed take flight tonight - I am ready to get tweaked.
Related joke:
As Santa gets into his sleigh to take the reindeer out for some exercise, he sees a guy already sitting in the sleigh, with a clipboard and a shotgun.
Santa asks "Who are you?"
The guy brandishes his clipboard and says "I'm from the FAA, here for your check flight to keep you and your aircraft certified for flight in United States airspace."
Santa says "OK, that's fine, but what's with the shotgun?"
The guy leans in and in a quiet voice says "Well, I'm not supposed to tell you ahead of time, but you're going to suffer an engine failure."