I called DirecTV Tuesday and got an almost immediate free upgrade + install to change out my two HD TiVo's (HR10-250's) with two HD DVR Plus's + a new dish. I specifically requested SWM technology since I have single cable drop infrastructure already built into my house and I didn't want new holes in my house, ugly wires, etc. Yes sir, DirecTV replied. Being a bit skeptical, I requested that the Home Service Provider (HSP) give me a call before the truck roll. Yes sir, DirecTV replied. I was ecstatic -- so easy!
After not getting a call this morning (Wed) from the HSP (the install was scheduled for Thurs a.m.), I got nervous and got the phone number for the HSP (Ironwood Communications, Colorado).
HSP: The work order says that two new cables will be installed
ME: I asked for SWM technology.
HSP: It doesn't say that, but I'll make a note. Maybe you should call DirecTV and get it noted on the work order.
ME: OK, I'll call.
I call DirecTV. The DirecTV CSR escalates me to "Technical", who can't (or won't) change anything. I to speak to Customer Retention. She can't or won't do anything. I ask her to call the HSP and ask them to install the SWM...I am willing to pay for it. We do a three-way call: me, DirecTV Customer Rentention, Ironwood in Colorado. (I live in Washington State). Ironwood agrees to have the local Washington State HSP (where the truck would roll from) call me before the end of the day. Here's what happens:
HSP: The work order says that two new cables will be installed.
ME: I asked for SWM technology.
HSP: It doesn't say that, so I can't do that.
ME: Can I pay you for the parts?
HSP: No, I can't do that. That would be different than the work order.
ME: Can you come and do everything *but* install the second cable. I'll buy and install the SWM8 myself.
HSP: No, I can't do that. That would be different than the work order and would mean we did a non-compliant installation.
ME: I'll call DirecTV and get the work order changed to remove the second cable install for each HD DVR Plus
HSP: I don't think they will do that.
ME: I'll try anyway and call you with the result.
Now, I think "this is getting absurd". They won't just let me have one cable to each DVR? Or, I am going to have to buy two HD DVR Plus's, a SWM8 and a 5LNB dish to get the installation I want? I really don't mind doing the installation work and I really do want the two free HD DVR Plus's and free new dish. So, I call back DirecTV Customer Rention again, speaking to a rep and his supervisor
ME: Can you change the work order so that the HSP does not install a second cable for each new HD DVR Plus?
DirecTV: No, you must have a second cable to the two DVRs.
ME: You have SWM technology; I don't need a second cable...
DirecTV: You don't qualify.
ME: I am willing to buy and install it myself.
DirecTV: We can't help you.
I hang up thinking this is getting even more absurd. They are willing to lose me as a customer over this? So, I call back DirecTV Customer Rentention about 4-5 more times until, on gut instinct, I hear a voice that sounds nice and informed.
ME: Can you change the work order so that the HSP does not install a second cable for each new HD DVR Plus?
DirecTV: You don't need a second cable. We have SWM technology.
ME (after a few moments of breathlessness): Yes, I know. I was told by other DirecTV reps that I couldn't get SWM.
DirecTV: They were misinformed. My supervisor will send the HSP an email indicating you want a SlimLine dish.
ME (I know that SlimLine dish is not the same as SWMline dish.): And the email will explicitly authorize SWM technology, right? I don't care if it's the 5LNB+SWM8 or the new SWMline.
DirecTV: Yes sir. It will state SWM technology.
I have not talked to the local Ironwood (HSP) person yet to a) confirm that they got the email, that b) it explicitly states SWM technology to be installed and c) that IRonwood will actually accept the DirecTV email as a change to the work order
/eric
After not getting a call this morning (Wed) from the HSP (the install was scheduled for Thurs a.m.), I got nervous and got the phone number for the HSP (Ironwood Communications, Colorado).
HSP: The work order says that two new cables will be installed
ME: I asked for SWM technology.
HSP: It doesn't say that, but I'll make a note. Maybe you should call DirecTV and get it noted on the work order.
ME: OK, I'll call.
HSP: The work order says that two new cables will be installed.
ME: I asked for SWM technology.
HSP: It doesn't say that, so I can't do that.
ME: Can I pay you for the parts?
HSP: No, I can't do that. That would be different than the work order.
ME: Can you come and do everything *but* install the second cable. I'll buy and install the SWM8 myself.
HSP: No, I can't do that. That would be different than the work order and would mean we did a non-compliant installation.
ME: I'll call DirecTV and get the work order changed to remove the second cable install for each HD DVR Plus
HSP: I don't think they will do that.
ME: I'll try anyway and call you with the result.
ME: Can you change the work order so that the HSP does not install a second cable for each new HD DVR Plus?
DirecTV: No, you must have a second cable to the two DVRs.
ME: You have SWM technology; I don't need a second cable...
DirecTV: You don't qualify.
ME: I am willing to buy and install it myself.
DirecTV: We can't help you.
ME: Can you change the work order so that the HSP does not install a second cable for each new HD DVR Plus?
DirecTV: You don't need a second cable. We have SWM technology.
ME (after a few moments of breathlessness): Yes, I know. I was told by other DirecTV reps that I couldn't get SWM.
DirecTV: They were misinformed. My supervisor will send the HSP an email indicating you want a SlimLine dish.
ME (I know that SlimLine dish is not the same as SWMline dish.): And the email will explicitly authorize SWM technology, right? I don't care if it's the 5LNB+SWM8 or the new SWMline.
DirecTV: Yes sir. It will state SWM technology.
- What could I have done differently? Yes, I read the DBStalk "HD DVR (HR20/21) Ordering Tips", but they didn't address this situation...
- Any suggestions on what to do if tomorrow I find out that Ironwood Comm still won't do the SWM install? They seemed bound and determined to drill some more holes in my house.
- Any suggestions on how to make it easier for people in the future? There must be thousands of DirecTV HD TiVO owners going through the same absurd drill.
/eric