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A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came alongand asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is themost powerful liquid in the world, its called turpentine." The Priest said,"No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water, If you take someof this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass ahealthy baby boy." The little boy replied, "That ain't nothin'. You take
some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle."
some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle."
