Man. I've had the crappiest time trying to get DirecTV to actually do an install at my new location.
Wanna hear the story? I hope you are sitting comfortably, cos it's a long one.
I recently moved from CA to AZ - job and stuff. I deactivated my directTv account for a while, while I settled, found an apartment, sold the house in CA etc.
So I finally settle and now I want to get the free movers installation. In the interim I've also tracked down and bought an HD DirectTivo (the H10-250 - hard to find those are).
So when I call DirecTV to get the movers installation, would they do a straight HD installation? They would not. Since I didn't have HD equipment on my account they said "You don't have any, so no HD installation for you. You'll just have to get a standard install, then upgrade it later". "What, so you'll send a guy out here, install a standard dish, then send another guy out here a bit later to remove the dish and install an HD one? That makes no sense!".
But that's all they could do. The lady on the phone empathised, but computers, don'tchaknow?
Now, I should clarify that the reason I hadn't activated my HD equipment was a) my account was suspended anyway and b) when I bought it, I had bought a floor model, with no access card, and the machine was still on the Electronics Co's account. I had to get a new access card, and persuade the Electronics company to release the machine from their account, all of which was taking time.
So anyway, we make an appointment for the following Monday, and indeed the installation company here in AZ did call me on Saturday to make the Monday appointment. Monday morning rolls around. No installer.
Well great. One wasted morning
So I get on the phone - "Oh we do apologise, don't know quite what happened there. How about Wednesday Afternoon?". Ok, lets just get this rolling.
Wednesday arrives, and with it an installer. Can he do the job? No. He requires a "non pentrating mount" plus he also needs more equipment to run the cables through walls, since this is an apartment building and making excess holes is frowned upon, plus where the TV's are against internal walls only.
Then it starts. "Oh the mount and wall running of cables will cost you, sir." "What? This is supposed to be free! DirecTV makes a point of advertising it that way!".
"Yes - cough - they do say that, but it's not. Sorry about that".
So anyway, I say "Just get it done and I'll moan at DirectTV about this cost directly, since they are the ones advertising it's free".
The tech can't finish the install, but promises to get the installer to reschedule (again) for friday.
Thursday night arrives and with it a phone call at 10pm. "Installers here. We don't have any non penetrating mounts. The earliest the vendor will have them is Next Tuesday. Do you want to re-schedule".
Oh for gods sake. No, when you have them in stock, just call me ok? At this point even if we did make an appointment the way my luck is running they won't be in on Tuesday.
So friday comes around and at 8am I get a knock on the door. A directTV installer. What's he doing there? Come to install your dish. Really? Got the non pentrating mount? Got the equipment to drop cables through the wall? No.
Well, with respect, why not? It was made clear earlier in the week this equipment would be required - why don't you have it? No idea.
Terrific.
So the afternoon arrives, and with it, finally the access card and the ability to activate my HD equipment, so hopefully I can reconfigure my Movers Install to be an HD install.
I call DirectTV. Again. And like every other time, I sit on hold for about 20 mins.
This time I'm told "well, sure, I guess we can do that. I'll see what I can do".
"ahh, yes, we can do that. Only trouble is, the first appointment I can get is for November 27th". Bearing in mind this date was October 13th, my response was a predictable Do what??
However, I am assured that that date is purely to get me in the system. They would escalate my appointment and it would be promoted immediately, and I would get an appointment within the week. I am assured of this, even though I am pretty uneasy about this, since if this slips through the cracks, - as was more than likely given the quality of service I'd already had -, I would be waiting till November 27th for an appointment.
I am guaranteed this would not be the case. Given I don't really have much choice, I go with it.
Sure enough, the next day I am called by the installers. Turns out this is a different company from the original installers. This one is called IronWood or somesuch.
The lady - called Melissa- that calls explains that they can do an appointment for that Tuesday, but that they'd need me to redo the movers installation appointment via DirectTV, get the job number, then they (the installation company) could attach the HD upgrade job theyd received to that, and all would be well.
Yet another phone call is required to DirectTV. Ok, I'm game. I call, and do the inevitable 25 minute wait. Eventually I get to Movers Installation, make a new appointment, get the job ID, and then call young Melissa back at Ironwood with those details.
She seems a bit confused by the Job ID number, but tells me I have an appointment on Tuesday for the total job to be done, and we are done.
I put the phone down secure in the knowledge that finally, we are there.
Tuesday comes around. Do you think the installer did? Hands up all those that think he did? Yeah, you guys. I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.
No, he didn't. I call Ironwood. "Where is he?". "Oh, sorry sir, that appointment was never ratified. We didn't get the Mover Installation job details."
"What? I did exactly as was asked, and was guaranteed an appointment on Tuesday".
"Well, I don't know what to say. The job here says November 27th and there's no way to get an earlier appointment".
At which point I start to lose it a little. I ask to speak to her supervisor, am put on hold for 20 mins, at which point I call Ironwood again.
This time I speak to someone else who understands and wants to fix it. We do a conference call with DirectTV, which she screws up by disconnecting the DirectTV person - after, it has to be said, being on hold for 20 mins while she waits to get through to someone else. So we do it again. This time she manages to disconnect me, again, after a 20 minute wait.
So I call again. This time I just go directly to a supervisor because this is getting ridiculous.
The supervisor doesn't want to know. If you have a problem, call DirectTV. Your appointment is November 27th, tough ****, have a nice day.
I ask to speak to her boss, and her response to that is to put the phone down on me.
So what to do now? Well, yet again I dial 1-800-DirectTV. After getting through to a Movers Installation Supervisor, this time I just say "look, fix it or I'll eat the cost of the HD Tivo and I'll got to Cox instead".
It turns out that the person who constructed the movers order I had called for on Saturday had not done so competently, and missed the billing segement, or some such - the practical upshot of which was that there was no Movers Installation scheduled.
In order to fix this, apparently the order has to be sent off to another department, who will take 5-7 days to return it fixed.
At that point I then, Joy of Joys, get to deal with IronWood again, trying to get an earlier appointment.
This is where I'm at right now.
As I see it, so far I've had two missed appointments, equal to one full day of salary. I'm apparently expected to wait till November 27th (over 6 weeks away) for an HD install, even though I was guaranteed that would not be the case by DirectTV.
I've spent over 7 hours on the phone (mostly just on hold) and so far I've no installation appointment in sight.
Plus, when it does happen, I have to pay for my own mount, plus $60 per hour for the guy to run cables, even though DirectTV says "Moving Installation is Free!". They even say that on their phone hold message.
I think enough is enough. I need to talk directly to John Shelton or John Suranyi because this is now totally out of hand, and of course no one at DirectTV will tell me how.
So I appeal to you guys. Anyone know what the email format is for DirecTV?