1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and then try to sneeze them out.
2. Use your mastercard to pay your visa card.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says "have a nice day" tell them that you have other plans.
5. During your next meeting, sneeze and then loudly suck the phlegm back down your throat.
6. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
7. Make a list of things you have already done.
8. Dance naked in front of your pets.
9. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him/her off to
preschool as if nothing was wrong.
10.Thumb through National Geographic and draw underwear on
11.Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in them. Return them the next day.
12.Drive to work in reverse.
13.Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
14.Start a nasty rumour and see if you recognise it when it gets back to you.
15.Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.
16.Get a box of condoms, Wait in line at the check-out counter and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.
17.Fill up a supermarket trolley with goods. Get the check-out girl to check them through for you and then tell her you didn't want to buy them,you just wanted to know how much they were.