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In order to direct my frustration with D* and the HR20 toward a creative outlet I have decided to create HR20/D* Haiku. Please contribute.

It you don't know Haiku it is easy just write a 5-7-5 syllable haiku

This piece was inspired by the Black Screen Lockup bug

I call it BLACK DEATH

Black death cause much pain
Red button reboot, again
DirecTV F U
 

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All of you in the audience tonight who have had the unwatchable bug, this one is for you.

Unwatchable show
Negative time code. Got me?
Reboot bye bye show​

or how about that instant delete message that some of you call the unwatchable bug

Delete? I hit play
Why do you hate me D*
Fix DVR please​
 

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My last one for the night is dedicated to all of you who are Dual Buffer Fans.

Here is how I felt when I learned there were no dual buffer so many months ago.

No dual live buffers?
How could that be, Noooooooooo, the pain
DirectTV clueless​
 

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btmoore said:
In order to direct my frustration with D* and the HR20 toward a creative outlet I have decided to create HR20/D* Haiku. Please contribute.

It you don't know Haiku it is easy just write a 5-7-5 syllable haiku

This piece was inspired by the Black Screen Lockup bug

I call it BLACK DEATH

Black death cause much pain
Red button reboot, again
DirecTV F U
6 syllables in that last line. unless you meant FOO.
 

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Mine has worked quite well
Had a real short reboot spell
You all must be jinxed
:lol: :lol:
 

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HR20 good
I love it very much, dude
This beats my TiVo
 

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HR20? Fine.
The box is good and stable:
No more RBRs!
 

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TiVo, I miss you
HR20, OTA?
You will have to do
 

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just monkeys typing
the HR20 Code base
design review time

or

you press a button
clueless silence, helps no one
pure abandonment

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i hate commercials
DVRs solve that problem
HR20 can't

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my favorite show
List, Play, my pulse quickens, ****!
bedroom TIVO time
 
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