[Richard King]

1> The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

2> The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

3> The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

4> The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
heart
attacks than the British or Americans.


CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

[John Corn]

:lol:

 

[Adam Richey]

LOL. That's a classic. That's as good as the joke "I had a cat scan. They found nothing."

 

[MarkA]

LOL!!!