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Two Arabs boarded a flight out of JFK. One sat in the window seat
and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American
got on and took the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and
was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll get
up and get a beer." "No problem," said the American, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe
and spit in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said
"That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone,
the other Arab picked up the man's other shoe and spit in it.

When the American returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed
the flight. As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into
his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go
on? This fighting between our cultures? This hatred? This animosity?
This spitting in shoes and pissing in beers?"
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