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Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about
who was better on his computer. They had been going at
it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the
bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to
set up a test which will take two hours and I will
judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.

But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning
suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the
rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.
&g! t;

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every
curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of
them restarted their computers. Satan started
searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's
all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all
his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this
and became even more irate.

"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"


God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves"
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