Aarrgh! You beat me to it. Some of those were my thoughts, John.
Funny!
When my former wife once said she didn't feel like having sex, I didn't realize she meant for the rest of our marriage. :bang:
I once suggested we try doing it "doggie" style. She put a collar and leash on me and fed me Kibble & Bits for a week.
After a long, exhausting day on the job, I got home and asked her what she had made for dinner. She said "reservations".
She said we should start seeing other people. I took her to church. Apparently, that's not what she had in mind.
When I asked why the dishes were piling up in the kitchen sink, she said the maid was on vacation. I didn't know we had a maid.
When they say "marriage is forever" they don't tell you that after a while it just seems that way.
She said she didn't want an ugly satellite dish on the roof. That's when I filed for divorce.
The Nickster :smoking:
Funny!
When my former wife once said she didn't feel like having sex, I didn't realize she meant for the rest of our marriage. :bang:
I once suggested we try doing it "doggie" style. She put a collar and leash on me and fed me Kibble & Bits for a week.
After a long, exhausting day on the job, I got home and asked her what she had made for dinner. She said "reservations".
She said we should start seeing other people. I took her to church. Apparently, that's not what she had in mind.
When I asked why the dishes were piling up in the kitchen sink, she said the maid was on vacation. I didn't know we had a maid.
When they say "marriage is forever" they don't tell you that after a while it just seems that way.
She said she didn't want an ugly satellite dish on the roof. That's when I filed for divorce.
The Nickster :smoking:
