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From the home office someplace in Iowa, we present.....
The Least Popular Video Rentals In Texas (at the moment)
Singin' In The Rain - At the moment, if someone is found outside singing while it's raining, they're liable to be shot!
The Poseidon Adventure - The flooding is turning the lives of many families upside down.
Irwin Allen's Flood - Heck, who needs the movie when you're living the real thing.
A River Runs Through It - Well, usually, it's a small creek that runs through town, but at the moment, it might as well be the Colorado River.
Waterworld - The new name of a town which usually receives very little rain.
Lifeboat - No thanks, Alfred, we've got plenty of those. Besides, it sounds a bit dinghy.
Blue Lagoon - What that occassional house located on a high spot is surrounded by.
Lake Placid - But, seriously folks, if that dam breaks, it's going to be a real horror. What is it-a possible 60 foot wall of water?
The Beach - Bring out the sun, some folks may actually enjoy beach front property for a while.
Boggy Creek II: The Legend Continues - Of course, if it heats up, it's going to be more humid than Florida swamp land. I hate to see the size of the mosquitos.
Cast Away - With some families seperated, some may endure this feeling. Thank goodness for the efforts of your local Red Cross.
Any more Mel Brooks wannabes want to contribute to the list?
From the home office someplace in Iowa, we present.....
The Least Popular Video Rentals In Texas (at the moment)
Singin' In The Rain - At the moment, if someone is found outside singing while it's raining, they're liable to be shot!
The Poseidon Adventure - The flooding is turning the lives of many families upside down.
Irwin Allen's Flood - Heck, who needs the movie when you're living the real thing.
A River Runs Through It - Well, usually, it's a small creek that runs through town, but at the moment, it might as well be the Colorado River.
Waterworld - The new name of a town which usually receives very little rain.
Lifeboat - No thanks, Alfred, we've got plenty of those. Besides, it sounds a bit dinghy.
Blue Lagoon - What that occassional house located on a high spot is surrounded by.
Lake Placid - But, seriously folks, if that dam breaks, it's going to be a real horror. What is it-a possible 60 foot wall of water?
The Beach - Bring out the sun, some folks may actually enjoy beach front property for a while.
Boggy Creek II: The Legend Continues - Of course, if it heats up, it's going to be more humid than Florida swamp land. I hate to see the size of the mosquitos.
Cast Away - With some families seperated, some may endure this feeling. Thank goodness for the efforts of your local Red Cross.
Any more Mel Brooks wannabes want to contribute to the list?
