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Two ******** met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere
in life so thought they should go to college to get ahead.

They hop in a pickup and drive to the nearest college. While the one
waits out in the hall, the first goes in to one of the rooms and finds a
professor who advises him to take Math, History, and Logic.

"What's Logic?" asked the first *******.
The professor replied, "Let me give you an example: Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do," grinned the *******.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good," the ******* responded in awe.

The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have
a yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the ******* shouts "AMAZIN'!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Betty Mae... this is incredible!" (The ******* is catching on.)

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual," says the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever
heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class."

The *******, grinning ear to ear with pride at the new world opening up
to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend is waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" The friend asked.

"Math, History, and Logic," replies the first *******

"What in tarnation is Logic?" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?"

"No," his friend replied.

"You're queer, ain't ya?"
 
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