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· Up The Irons!
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Three women, one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear a leather bodice, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.

The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4-inch stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you'... then we made love all night long."

The mistress stated: "Oh yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night."

The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'"
 

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Sad, but probably true perhaps of all the people abt 75% (men) take their partner for granted. abt 12 % (women) also take their partner for granted. the remainder probably have all the fun.
 

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TheGreatLogan said:
jajajajajaaja... not me, i will have sex and then run jajajajajajajja
Holy Crapola, Batman, put it away,,,you're (not your) way too predictable! :lol:
 

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fluffybear said:
Those of you who have already heard stories about my wife know that outfit sounds about standard for her!!:D
:goodjob: :allthumbs
 
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