NFL Predictions for week 3

MINNESOTA over PANTHERS (Goodbye perfect season)

TENNESSEE over BROWNS (Got to make up for losing to the 'Boys)

PHILADELPHIA over COWBOYS (Eagles looking to roll)

COLTS AT HOUSTON (Will Carr make it through another game? Good thing he is young.)

CHICAGO over SAINTS (Tough call. When in doubt, go with DA BEARS!)

NEW ENGLAND over CHIEFS (Patriots continue to look super)

MIAMI over JETS (Jets just look bad)

DENVER over BILLS (Broncos just look good)

CHARGERS over ARIZONA (Charger D will take care of business. Lord knows the offense can't)

PACKERS over DETROIT (No brainer. Bad kitties, bad)

GIANTS over SEAHAWKS (Poor 'hawks. Nobody likes your uniforms. Nobody likes you period.)

SAN FRANSISCO over REDSKINS (Well, well, well. Paybacks a (notniceword). Welcome to the regular season Mr. Spurrier.)

ATLANTA over BENGALS (See Vick run. See Vick pass. See Vick do whatever he wants, 'cause the Bengals are bad.)

RAMS over TAMPA BAY (Maybe the goats will come prepared this week. Maybe.)

Last Week: 8-8 .500 Season: 16-16 .500
...at least I'm consistant.

Week 3:

Vikings over Panthers - Viking D gets a week off.

Browns over Titans - Wonderful, McNair and George are banged-up already. Couch makes season debut.

Eagles over Cowboys - Will the real Cowboys please stand up.

Colts over Texans - The more I see Payton Manning, the more I see Jim Everett.

Bears over Saints - Gadzooks, these could be the NFC's best teams.

Patriots over Chiefs - Hey '73 Dolphins, better start your voodoo chants. The Patriots may be real good.

Dolphins over Jets - J- E- S- T, JEST JEST JEST.

Broncos over Bills - Back to reality for Bledsoe and Bills.

Chargers over Cardinals - Cards never win home opener.

Packers over Lions - Look at it this way Joey, the Cowboys were 1-15 in Aikman's rookie season, and he and they turned out alright.

Giants over Seahawks - tick, tick, tick....times running out Holmgren.

Niners over Redskins - Hey Spurrier, now you know how MTSU and Vanderbilt feel.

Falcons over Bengals - Vick learned valuable lesson last week, DON'T TRUST KICKERS!

Rams over Buccaneers - Overrated coach vs. Overrated team. Take the Coach.

Also 8-8 and 16-16 here. This week's games seem really easy, so we'll probably all be under .500.

Vikings 32, Panthers 14: Why are all the NFL "cat" teams really awful?

Browns 21, Titans 17: Let's all pitch in and buy the Browns a logo

Eagles 35, Cowboys 14: Will the real Cowboys please lay down?

Colts 31, Texans 10: The Texans first taste of their own division is not sweet

Saints 24, Bears 21: Possibly in OT

Patriots 31, Chiefs 14: OK, I'm impressed

Dolphins 30, Jets 14: J-E-T-S Just end this season now!

Broncos 38, Bills 35: The third of the Bills 16 overtime games

Chargers 24, Cardinals 13: I'm so glad the Cards are out of the NFC East

Packers 30, Lions 7: The Joey era begins

Giants 24, Seahawks 17: What color are the Seahawks uniforms supposed to be?

49ers 31, Redskins 14: Hell to the Redskins

Falcons 28, Bengals 10: Another bad cat team

Bucs 28, Rams 20: Mike Smartz, he ain't