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Sadly, Dave was born without ears, and though he
proved to be successful in business, his problem
annoyed him greatly. One day he needed to hire a new
manager for his company, so he set up three

The first guy was great. He knew everything he
needed to know and was very interesting. But at the end of the
interview, Dave asked him, "Do you notice anything
different about me?"

"Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears," came the reply.

Dave did not appreciate his candor and threw him
out of the office.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was
even better than the first guy. But he asked her the same
question: "Do you notice anything different about me?"

"Well," she said stammering, "you have no ears."

Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.

The third and final interviewee was the best of the
bunch; he was a young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart. He was handsome, and he seemed to be a better
businessman than the first two put together. Dave was
anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the
same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?"

Much to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes,
you wear contact lenses, don't you?"

Dave was shocked and realized this was an incredibly
observant person. "How in the world did you know that?",
he asked.

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically
and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with
no ****ing ears."

· Charter Gold Club Member
22,099 Posts
some jokes make me smile,
some make me giggle.
Some jokes make me laugh
'til my gonads jiggle.
But, your joke was so whacked,
my side was split and my up was cracked.

ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nick :smoking:
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