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The Soldier and the Nun?
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> A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
> under your skirt. I'll explain later.'?
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> The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
> Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
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> The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
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> After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
> and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to
> go to Iraq?..'
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> The nun said, 'I understand completely.'?
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> The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
> legs!'
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> The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have
> seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'?
 
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