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One for the Southern

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You might be a ******* if....

you think the last words of the ''Star Spangled Banner''
are ''Gentlemen! Start your engines!'' :lol:
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You might be an ignorant damn yankee...

...if you think the term "*******" is an insult to honest, hard-working American farmers who have worked from sun up to sundown to feed you and your family all of your lives.

...if you think hemmhoroids are more of a pain in the ass than a damn yankee who comes down south and loves it so much he won't go back up north.

...if you think the Indianapolis 500 is run somewhere in Alabama.

...if you think southerners give a tinker's dam what you think. ;)

NIckster :smoking:
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lol. And the battle of north/south insults shall begin:)
:lol:......those are good ones Nick.
.. a damn yankee who comes down south and loves it so much he won't go back up north.
I resemble that remark.
So do I, Richard, but don't tell anyone. The line is a take-off from an old joke:

Why are yankees like hemhoroids (sp)?

Answer: If they come down and go back up, they're not so bad, but if they come down and stay down they're a pain in the ass.
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