[Unthinkable]

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi went for a hike one
very hot day. They were sweating and exhausted when
they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly
secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped
in the water. Refreshed, the trio decided to pick a
few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they
were crossing an open area, along came a group of
ladies from town.

The men ran for cover, with the minister and priest
covering their privates and the rabbi covering his
face. After the ladies were gone and the men had
retrieved their clothes, the minister asked the rabbi
why he covered his face and not his privates.

The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."