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curt8403 · 2008-07-16

These are real headlines, Include Your Children When Baking Cookies Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Stud Tires Out Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Takes Over Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery: Hundred Dead Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim "Miners Refuse to Work after Death Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Stolen Painting Found by Tree Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax War Dims Hope for Peace If strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency. Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead. Queen Mary having bottom scraped. Quarter of a million Chinese live on water. Police found safe hidden under bed. Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers. Organ festival ends in smashing climax. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni. Never withhold herpes infection from loved one. NJ judge to rule on nude beach. Milk drinkers are turning to powder Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Blind Woman gets new kidney from Daughter she hasn't seen in years British Union Finds Dwards in Short supply