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Just minutes before the church services started the towns people were
sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of
the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance,
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat
calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's
ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and
said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't" said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.


"More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 45 years."
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:uglyhamme Now thats frakkin funny
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