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Every day I stop by The Digital Bits to find out the news on what's going on in the world of DVD. I think this time though, the web site creator has gone off the deep end. Here is his rant from yesterday's article:
I understand his points and do think that at least the rental companies like MovieMask should get permission before editing any movie but on the other hand, it's only a movie and if people want to rent these "clean" versions, they should have the choice. Besides, when R rated movies are shown on network TV, they are not only edited but also cropped.
I think some people need to lighten up and get a life.
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Apparently this guy doesn't have kids. While my children were growing up, I would have loved to have been able to allow them to watch many of the movies in our collection. Unfortunately, over half were unwatchable by preteens so they had to wait. No big deal but many opportunities were lost for excellent discussion about topics contained in certain "R" rated movies.Also today, we at The Digital Bits feel it's time we weighed in on another hotly-debated issue that's cropped up related to the home video industry. There are a number of companies that are trying to promote the use of special digital software packages to "clean up" or "mask" certain portions of Hollywood movies that are deemed "offensive". MovieMask has a technology that allows you to watch any movie on your PC "without exposing you and your family to the objectionable content contained in that film". So, for example, instead of blood splattering when people get hit by gunfire in The Matrix, you see a shower of sparks instead. Don't want your kids seeing Kate Winslet's "assets" in Titanic? No problem - this software will put a dress on her. Oh, but it's not all about censorship. No... this software can also insert clickable hyperlinks to retail stores into movies. Really like that dress Meg Ryan's wearing? Click here to order online now. There are also online stores that offer "edited" movies for rent. And the Arizona Republic recently did a story on the growing trend.
We side firmly with the Directors Guild of America on this one folks. Editing a movie without the filmmaker's knowledge, permission and supervision is absolutely, unconditionally and completely wrong. This is every bit as bad as colorizing a black and white film, or showing a 2.35 film in pan & scan. You don't like the violence or sex in a film? Then don't watch it! Read a book, for God's sake! I frankly can't believe this is even an issue.
At a recent DVD event, someone came up to me and said, "Gee... you know, I'm a parent and I love movies. And there are just tons of films I'd love to start exposing my kids too, like The Godfather and Saving Private Ryan, if only I didn't have to worry about them seeing all the sex and violence and swearing. What can I do?" Well... I do have an answer to that question, and I'll say it right out in plain language: You have absolutely no f#@king business showing a film like The Godfather to your kids until they're old enough to see it (and understand it) the way it was originally meant by the director to be seen. Period. There are PLENTY of films out there to watch with your kids. But altering a film just to conform to your own personal tastes and morality is absurd and wrong. You wouldn't pull a pair of Fruit of the Loom boxers over Michaelangelo's David and then say, "Look kids... that's a Renaissance sculpture! Isn't that great art?" Why not just paint dresses on all of Picasso's nudes? How about we just let everyone rewrite sections of classic books to take out whatever they find personally offensive? Maybe Harry Potter would read better to religious conservatives if Harry were simply a "boy scout" rather than a "wizard"? Maybe every reference to the character of Jim in Huck Finn should read "disadvantaged African American" rather than "******"? Where does this stuff stop?
People might argue, "But this is a movie! It's NOT the same thing as a Picasso or a Mark Twain novel!" But it IS exactly the same thing. Movies are one of the dominant art forms of our time. Some are good and some are bad. And yes... some depict sex and violence. But that doesn't give ANYONE (other the creators) the right to change them. 'Nuff said.
I understand his points and do think that at least the rental companies like MovieMask should get permission before editing any movie but on the other hand, it's only a movie and if people want to rent these "clean" versions, they should have the choice. Besides, when R rated movies are shown on network TV, they are not only edited but also cropped.
I think some people need to lighten up and get a life.
Clean Cut Cinemas
My Clean Flicks