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Bob decided to go skiing with his buddy, Jack. They loaded up Bob's
minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently "widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Bob said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light," The lady agreed, and the
two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They
enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Bob got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined
that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski
weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Jack and asked, "Jack, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
north?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house
and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Jack said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to
admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Jack's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently "widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Bob said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light," The lady agreed, and the
two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They
enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Bob got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined
that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski
weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Jack and asked, "Jack, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
north?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house
and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Jack said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to
admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Jack's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
