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Gators and Lawyers

Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to
the big one and says, "I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don't get it."

"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.

"Hm. Well, where do you catch'em?"

"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."

"Same here. Hm. How do you catch'em?"

"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door.
Then I jump out, bite'em, shake the s**t out of'em, and eat'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the
time you get done shakin' the s**t out of a lawyer, there's nothin' left but lips and a
briefcase..."


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Originally posted by Rking401
Gators and Lawyers

Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to
the big one and says, "I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don't get it."

"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.

"Hm. Well, where do you catch'em?"

"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."

"Same here. Hm. How do you catch'em?"

"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door.
Then I jump out, bite'em, shake the s**t out of'em, and eat'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the
time you get done shakin' the s**t out of a lawyer, there's nothin' left but lips and a
briefcase..."

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Amen?

Exactly what does "amen" mean?
I walked into a furniture store once
and asked 'do you have recliners'? The
sales guy said "amen. I thought I was
in a church with lots of sofas and end-
tables, so I turned and walked out.

What the hell does 'amen' mean? Is it
appropriate for use outside religious
circles? Won't a simple 'ha', or a 'yes'
do?

The answers to these questions...
inquiring minds want to know.

Can I get an 'amen' on that?

The Nickster :smoking:
 

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Originally posted by Nick
Amen?

Exactly what does "amen" mean?
I walked into a furniture store once
and asked 'do you have recliners'? The
sales guy said "amen. I thought I was
in a church with lots of sofas and end-
tables, so I turned and walked out.

What the hell does 'amen' mean? Is it
appropriate for use outside religious
circles? Won't a simple 'ha', or a 'yes'
do?

The answers to these questions...
inquiring minds want to know.

Can I get an 'amen' on that?

The Nickster :smoking:
Geez........

Me thinks somebody needs to spend a little time with the opposite sex and get relaxed ;)
 
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