Directv is still in negotiations with Stephen Colbert for his patented and copywrited sound effects. After the lawsuit Mr. Colbert filed with Tivo for the use of sound effects with the same "look and feel" as his used in "The Daily Show" and now "The Colbert Report", Directv decided to license the sound effects even tho the sound effects Directv was planning on use were created by the same open source team as Linux.
Directv spokesmen have been heard to state they appreciated the "Novell Gambit" of Lawsuit avoidance.
All this is hogwash, a joke, and in poor taste.

You are welcome to return to your regularly scheduled RBR followed by FOOTBALL!
Do remember to be safe this weekend, we need your posts here.
Tom