A Southerner is having his breakfast of coffee,
grits, biscuits and jam, when a Northerner,
chewing obnoxiously on gum, sits down next to him.
The Southerner ignores the Northerner who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread,
do you eat the whole slice?"
Northerner: (After blowing a huge bubble) "We
don't. Up North, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we
collect in a container, recycle it, then transform
them into biscuits and send them to the South."
The Northerner has a smirk on his face. The Southerner
listens in silence.
The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam on the
Northerner: (Cracking and smacking his gum
between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. Up North, after we
eat fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds,
and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform
them into jam, and then send it down South."
Then the Southerner asks, "Y'all have sex up North?"
Northerner: "Why, of course, we do." And he pops
another big bubble.
Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms
once ya us 'em?"
Northerner: "We throw them away, of course."
Southerner: "We don't. Down South, we put 'em in a
jar, melt 'em down into bubble gum, and sell 'em