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A little old lady went into the Bank of America one day,carrying
a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president
of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing,the bank staff finally ushered her into
the president's office (the customer is always right!).


The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit.
She replied, $165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his
desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all
this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying
so much cash around. Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets."


The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman
said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are
square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can
never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would
you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president,
"I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"


The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of
money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 A.M.
as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president.


That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a
long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side
to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was
sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and
that he would win the bet.


The next morning, at precisely 10:00 A.M., the little old lady appeared
with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to
the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls
are square!"


The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to
drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied.
The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she
could feel them.


"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess
you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer
was quietly banging his head against the wall.The president asked the
old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?"


She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 A.M. today,
I'd have The Bank of America's president's balls in my hand."
 
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