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· Damn you woman!
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The husband is behind the wheel of the automobile as a married couple are
driving along a highway. His wife suddenly looks over at him and says,
"Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed.

The wife then says, "I don't want you to even try to talk me out of it,
because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and sex with him
is better than it ever was with you."

Again the husband stays quiet but speeds up as his anger increases.

"I want the house," she insists, pressing her luck.

Again the husband speeds up.

She says, "I want the car, too."

He just drives faster.

"All rightee then," she says, "I want all the bank accounts, and all the
credit cards, too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass pier. This
makes her a bit nervous, so she says, "Isn't
there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

"Oh, really," she says, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall, the husband just smiles and

"The airbag."
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