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Plane Solution

Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs:

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time
getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim
religion are not allowed to look at naked women to whom they are not
married, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
woman, and of course, businessmen in this country would start flying again
in hopes of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the

airline industry would have record sales. Now why didn't Congress think of

Bill Clinton
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