10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.
Nor does it if you have a broadband connection
9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?
I got the same basic idea a few days ago when I tried to turn on ABC - a solid black screen for quite awhile. And of course there are cable outages, and even (though very rare), satellite outages.
8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.
lol
7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.
true
6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.
I have a remote for my computer
5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.
lol
4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.
A good website with an adequate server and outgoing bandwidth shouldn't slow down a noticeable amount.
3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.
lol
2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.
Somebody hasn't owned a DISHPlayer
1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.
I've got TV output and a remote control for my computer. So I can. But I don't drink beer, so I wouldn't
Nor does it if you have a broadband connection
9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?
I got the same basic idea a few days ago when I tried to turn on ABC - a solid black screen for quite awhile. And of course there are cable outages, and even (though very rare), satellite outages.
8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.
lol
7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.
true
6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.
I have a remote for my computer
5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.
lol
4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.
A good website with an adequate server and outgoing bandwidth shouldn't slow down a noticeable amount.
3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.
lol
2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.
Somebody hasn't owned a DISHPlayer
1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.
I've got TV output and a remote control for my computer. So I can. But I don't drink beer, so I wouldn't
