[Nick]

This came across my desk today:

The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how much a prostitute wanted for her services came to light. She wanted $800.00. The Secret Service agent offered $30.00. How ironic is it that the only person in Washington willing to cut spending gets fired?

 

[Nick]

When students at a Miami high school senior prom discovered their venue was being shared with a porn convention, one chubby-cheeked senior exclaimed, with a big grin on his face, "This isn't a mixup, it's the greatest night of my life!"

 

[hdtvfan0001]

When students at a Miami high school senior prom discovered their venue was being shared with a porn convention, one chubby-cheeked senior exclaimed, with a big grin on his face, "This isn't a mixup, it's the greatest night of my life!"

Hmmm...that one part makes me want to comment that your cheeks aren't chubby... :hurah:

[Perhaps a stroll down memory lane.... :lol:]

 

[Nick]

Hmmm...that one part makes me want to comment that your cheeks aren't chubby... :hurah:

[Perhaps a stroll down memory lane.... :lol:]

I'm not sure what you meant. but I'll admit to the chubby cheeks, but I keep them covered by a manly beard.

 

[hdtvfan0001]

I'm not sure what you meant, but I'll admit to the chubby cheeks, but I keep them covered by a manly beard.

Let's not make this personal.

Nick...I said you didn't have chubby cheeks...it was meant as a return volley joke that the original story could have been construed as a "stroll down memory lane" recollection in contrast to about someone else.

Both stories were indeed funny. :lol: