:lol: All of them gave me a chuckle, the 3 I quoted had me down right laughing.
Today's Quiz
Today's quiz is to test your general knowledge, known to some as common
sense. Please take all the space you need to answer each statement as to truth or
lack thereof. If you agree with the statement or disagree then please give
reason. Once your paper is graded you will be sent back your score, it will indicate how much common sense you do have.
1. All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand.
2. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
3. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
4. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
5. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
6. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
7. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
10. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
11. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
12. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
13. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
14. I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
15. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
16. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
19.24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
20. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
21. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
22. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
sense. Please take all the space you need to answer each statement as to truth or
lack thereof. If you agree with the statement or disagree then please give
reason. Once your paper is graded you will be sent back your score, it will indicate how much common sense you do have.
1. All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand.
2. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
3. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
4. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
5. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
6. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
7. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
10. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
11. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
12. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
13. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
14. I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
15. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
16. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
19.24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
20. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
21. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
22. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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